25 Sep 09, 17:26
Moz: Vince,I'm outside,remember? Calvin's the one inside with you.
25 Sep 09, 17:26
guojie: *sticks a glue-spattered finger up Moz's arse.* hope that passes as a victory prize.
25 Sep 09, 17:25
Moz: Opps.. I think I won...
25 Sep 09, 17:25
Moz: windowpane*
25 Sep 09, 17:25
Moz: Calvin, get a chainsaw here. That bugger's gone and stuck his tongue to the windowpan and his hand to the kitchen sink. The rest of him's spattered over your house in chunks of glue.
25 Sep 09, 17:24
guojie: *does some weird weird action*
25 Sep 09, 17:23
Moz: *applies glue to the door hinges and door locks..apparently amused*
25 Sep 09, 17:23
Moz: And Calvin, make sure Vince stays away from the super-glue. He's holding it right now, and it ain't a pretty sight from here.
25 Sep 09, 17:22
guojie: *sucking his thumb somewhere inside*
25 Sep 09, 17:22
Moz: *looks up calmly* Vince, your brain's here. You didn't load the batteries, remember? Now point the mechanical pencil somewhere else and come down.
25 Sep 09, 17:21
guojie: *levels the 155 batteries*
25 Sep 09, 17:20
Moz: Great, it's an epidemic now. Get me my shotgun.
25 Sep 09, 17:20
guojie: *calvin's place is locked. you cant get in. but from inside you hear a familiar voice, something along the lines of ...* I WAN MY MUMMYY!!!
25 Sep 09, 17:19
Moz: *Marches down to Calvin's place* Calvin. Get that nutcase off your phone and remove the repeat button. If you can, take out the shuffle one as well.
25 Sep 09, 17:18
guojie: *finally a pickup..* THIS IS HOUSTON! I WAN MY MUMMY!
25 Sep 09, 17:18
guojie: just a moment, pleaze. ... *phone beeps..beeps..and continues beeping..for the next half of your life its beeping..*
25 Sep 09, 17:17
Moz: Hello, can i get redirected to Houston, over.
25 Sep 09, 17:17
guojie: Houston to Moz. I WAN MY MUMMY TOO!!
25 Sep 09, 17:16
Moz: Moz to Houston. We have a problem, over. Calvin, come take care of this poor baby wouldya?
25 Sep 09, 17:15
guojie: ghuuu-ghuuu-gwaaa..wazz nezt? oo ...gwaa. AAIII WHAN MAII MARRMMUUII! or mai peeelllooow.
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